not here to help, only to observe and pass judgment

I've been called worse..and the things were probably true at the time ..some titles I am quite proud of..so much so I thought about having them emblazended upon a jacket or something just as silly
When asked what "party" I am with...I either try to delicately change the subject or begin ramblings on the fact that I don't like to be stuck in a category, that unlike a sheep that blindly follows the dumb ass in front of him, (and thus shouldn't complain when he is made into a tasty dish served with rosemary or mint)... I have different opinions on everything. Some days I feel like a border collie..other days I feel like a want to be the wolf...but I certainly don't want to be caught wearing wool...my delicate skin isn't made for that stuff

Please tell me this is an "April Fool's" !!!!!