not here to help, only to observe and pass judgment

oh wow, I don't think I could do what you are offering to do. I hope that doesn't make me a shallow person.

If I was facing a 100% percent chance of death, then even a 20% chance of life would seem like a lot. I wish you well in this endeavor. After they suck out your pelvis, do you get ice cream, or is that only when they take out your tonsils?

I don't eat carbs, so I will mail you the ice cream diomedes.

Pix, you would so do that. Who are you kidding? Sprit, do it. What do you have to lose? It's not everyday we get the chance to have our respective pelvises (pelvi?) sucked, and we're talking about a kid.
Anyway, don't flinch at being named noble. You may still be a big douchebag, but you're a noble douchebag.
BIG HUGE Love, Abbs