not here to help, only to observe and pass judgment

I promised AlexV he wouldn't have to get me out of trouble for stealing one of these. I have passed two and not molested them or tried to steal them.
Mainly cause Chaos Bean is the only person who would help and she's at a wedding.

On Friday I was listening to the talk radio and this woman asks the host if she is ready to be a parent. She explains that she is not sure that she is emotionally or financially ready to be a parent. The host responded that she was ready to do it if she was mature enough to ask that question. I thought that good advice until I remembered that I was listening to Adam Carolla – formerly of Love Line – because he is a crass retard (not unlike myself) and not because knows what he is talking about. Danny Bonaduci corroborated his sage wisdom.
You can tell that I am an immigrant because I put “the” in funny places.
Chaos Bean and I have two uncles who are young enough to be our brothers. If we need advice we ask Drew and Danny. We do what Drew suggests and…

Another picture of the Chaos Bean as a baby, myself as a toddler. This is a picture of a picture that is on the coolerator, apparently my parents did not pay for this to be taken and are horrified that we look like mongoloids. Even has a mongoloid baby Chaos Bean insists that she's cuter than most babies.

This is the recently renamed convent where Chaos Bean went to High School in Indiana. It is now the Convent of Saint Chaos Bean when it used to be the Convent of the Immaculate Conception at Marian Heights.