not here to help, only to observe and pass judgment

Like the idiot I am, on Friday in 106 degree weather, I hiked up Piestewa Peak in Phoenix. It's also called Squaw Peak - which we learned in college was the "Indian" word for "vagina." That lovely experience in mulitculturalism aside, I left my house BEFORE the heat danger zone of hiking but got lost and lost some more and hit the trail an hour after I should have been home. I have heat exhaustion and Ashley has ordered me to drink and stay in bed.
Dude, it's June. That's my plan until school starts. Eat. Drink. Sleep.
For now, at least, I will stay off of mountains out of movies that Melody dresses up as characters from.